Rufus has been Kidnapped
News Release
Hello everyone!
Do not worry, this is not Spam...it's chicken! Most of you might have heard of my little contest I
have going on about my chicken, Rufus!
Rufus is my sidekick in my magic act and was on the news media months ago. The C.F.I.A
wanted to kill him because I might have been infecting people with the Avian Flu if I was performing
with him.
Of course, Rufus is a rubber chicken. It was a funny story.
Well folks, now Rufus has been KIDNAPPED! Or should I say birdnapped? Anyway, he has
gone missing and 'foul' play is suspected (couldn't resist). The RCMP have ruled out the C.F.I.A as
a suspect. But there is good news!
I am offering a $500 REWARD for his return.
No, I am not BS'ing you. $500 to the person that finds and returns Rufus to me. He is hidden
somewhere in the Lower Mainland. Psychically hidden. You are looking for a rubber chicken...who
answers to the name Rufus...sometimes.
There are clues posted on my website www.RufusTheChicken.ca
every week. The longer the contest runs...the easier it will get to decipher where he is. Figure it out
soon and you could win $500! As well another $500 is going to charity as well....everyone wins!
It's a treasure hunt!
Have fun and PASS THIS ALONG TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS please....
Remember www.RufusTheChicken.ca
could win you $500!
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